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SHORT FILMS:
the rookie
the homunculus
Burton Goldberg
Dept of Dramatic
Plugging
presents:
EARLY POE
by Dan Trujillo
directed by
Charles Metten
disease, insanity,
blood, poetry:
Poe's turned
thirteen.
Aug 16, 17, 30
2007
part of the
New American
Playwrights Project
@ the Utah
Shakespearean
Festival
Cedar City, UT
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OREGON
LITERARY
REVIEW
featuring
THE DOG
by Dan Trujillo
collection of
literature,
hypertext,
art, music,
and hypermedia
to read
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Monday, July 02, 2007
You’ve Received an Ecard From a School-Mate!
EMAIL
You’ve received an Ecard from a school-mate!
ME
Really. Who?
From Josh!
ME
I knew three Joshes in school. Which one?
From Mark!
ME
Four Marks.
Mark S!
ME
Mark S-who?
From Candi!
ME
I assure you, any girl from school named Candi had nothing to do with me. And nice use of lascivious italics, email.
You’ve received an Ecard from a family member!
ME
I think we both know that’s pretty unlikely.
You have!
ME
For one thing, I don’t have any family in Russia. Your domain is “.ru”.
Silly! Our Ecard company is from Russia.
ME
So you’re saying that my family used a Russian Ecard service.
Da!
ME
The same people that haven’t figured out how to unnest a forwarded attachment.
You’ve received an Ecard from a friend!
ME
You should’ve gone with that subject header first. Come on, “school-mate”? Did I board at the academy in Newton-On-Idjitshire? Honestly, who’s stupid enough to open these emails?
You’ve receive an Ecard from a theatre company!
ME
Ooo! Is it Manhattan Theatre Club?! I knew they’d finally come around! [opens]
HOT FOR YOU RUSSIAN BABES VIAGRA CIALIS 0437742 WRGL ZZR FATAL EXCEPTION ERRORLabels: dialogue, technology
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